She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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