i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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