Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
