Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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