So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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