That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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