Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
