can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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