sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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