So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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