Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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