I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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