hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
