Having a random hookup so left but love u
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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