Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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