May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
