For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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