the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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