that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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