She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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