Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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