I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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