Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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