Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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