how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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