Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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