Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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