omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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