Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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