Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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