so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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