We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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