Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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