I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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