My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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