have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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