thus making me awesome and them whores
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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