is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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