Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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