and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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