Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I am naked and annoyed.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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