And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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