After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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