My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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