the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We got so high we made milksteak
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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