Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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