Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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