I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
do nipples grow back?
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