We got so high we made milksteak
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
