Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
