before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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