so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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