Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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