everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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